Beyoncé and Megan Thee Stallion Got Jokes, and Blue Ivy Ain't Got Time for That

We happen to think these jokes are '***Flawless'

September 21, 2020

Beyoncé got jokes ya’ll! While we might think B can add amateur comedian to her long list of talents, one pretty important critic doesn’t seem to think so.

Bey helped out her momma, Tina Knowles-Lawson, by sending her video to use for her Ms. Tina's Celebrity Corny Jokes segment during the virtual Where Art Can Occur celebration that aired Saturday, September 19. And even though we were here, there and everywhere for Bey’s corny dad joke, her daughter, Blue Ivy, was less than impressed.

"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?" the 24-time GRAMMY winner asks in a deep voice. “No, no, that voice," Blue Ivy interrupts, covering her mom's mouth. "No. Mom, the voice, no. NO! NO!"

"Fo' drizzle," Bey finishes her joke, playing on the rapper's catchphrase "Fo' shizzle, my nizzle," she says giggling and glancing in Blue’s direction, “Fo’ drizzle.”

While Blue’s concerns we strictly joke related, "Tina the Savage" had qualms with Bey’s appearance. "Hi, Bey. I really appreciate you doing this joke because I know how busy you are, but can't you like... will you just put on some makeup and get in some good light and stuff, cuz you... it's the gala, girl! All right, call me back.”

Cut to, Bey cooly offering up the joke once more, this time dripping in diamonds and a full face beat, "Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?" she asks again, "for drizzle, my nizzle. For drizzle, my nizzle.”

Megan Thee Stallion also offered up a corny joke for the cause. In a video Knowles-Lawson shared on her own Instagram account, our favorite Hot Girl proudly delivered the following, "Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? - Because he got a hole in one!”

We’re “fo shizzle” gonna keep both of those winners in our back pockets. Besides Bey and Meg, many other celebs contributed with corny jokes of their own, if you’re looking for some new material check them all out on Tina’s IG page here.

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